Stack your dice, pick a fight with the neighbors, and conquer the whole map. Earn gold, build forts, and blame the dice when it all goes wrong.
▶ PLAYThe bugs want the park. The gnomes say no. Plant your lawn ornaments, swing the Sleep Brick, and hold the line through day and night.
▶ PLAYOne man in jorts versus the entire fashion industry. Ten levels, cheese log nunchucks, and a final showdown with the Track Suit Tyrant.
▶ PLAYA full fishing sim. Check the weather, buy terrible lures from Earl, pick a lake, and fight the fish. Win the Masters of Mild Bass. Beware of Gary.
▶ PLAYThanksgiving, 1982. Sail the seven gravies. Mind the lumps.
▶ PLAYNow in 3D! Chapter One: Last Call. Joey, Bonnie, and a flat black '59 Dodge on a night when Ashland goes very wrong. Based on the short story by Jon Dahl. Contains cartoon gore. The original pixel version still lives at dahloutwar.com/marlene.
▶ PLAYAir hockey aboard the S.S. Andromeda Doria. Six absurd opponents stand between you and Captain Rob.
▶ PLAYBuy low. Sell high. Survive the messages. Flip antique cars, boats, and oddities for 30 days while every buyer in Kansas asks if it's still available.
▶ PLAYLilah the Llama's little sister Edith stole her birthday cake. Push stones, spit at gongs, and light the birthday torches through the Inca ruins to get it back before the party.
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Five storm nights. One lighthouse. Something in a brass helmet walking up the beach.
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A lost Western in six reels.
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Five nights. Three buckles. One tracksuit.
Best on a computer with a keyboard and mouse.
13 fights. 4 backyards. 1 llama. Get off his lawn.
▶ PLAY18 holes, 18 worlds, one very strange round. Pick a team, pick a rival, and golf through a saloon, a pirate bay, a space cruise ship, an office, and a lighthouse in a thunderstorm.
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"Keep reading, initiate."
Point and click. Use Look to examine things. Stuck? Hold Space or tap Hints and the book will show you the way.